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The Mother Of Brian You scored 37 Stubborn, 36 Crazy, 22 Agressive, and 51 Evil!

Apperance: Life of Brian Nasty woman in the middle. High Light: The Leper Scene. Leper I: A fish, sir? Leper II: Alms for a leper! Leper III: Alms for a leper! Ex-leper: Alms for an ex-leper! Bloody donkey-owners, all the same, ain't they? Never have any change. Oh, here they... touch! Spare a talent for an old ex-leper! Mother: Buzz off! Ex-leper: Spare a talent for an old ex-leper! Mother: A talent? That's more than he earns in a month! Ex-leper: Half a talent then? Mother: No, get away! Ex-leper: Come on Bignose, let's haggle! Brian: What? Ex-leper: All right, cut the haggling, let's say you open at one shekel, I start at 2000, we close at about 1800. Brian: No. Ex-leper: 1750? Mother: Go away! Ex-leper: 1740? Mother: Look, will you leave him alone! Ex-leper: All right. Two shekels, just two. Isn't this fun, eh? Mother: Look, he is not giving you any money, so piss off! Ex-leper: All right sir, my final offer, half a shekel for an old ex-leper? Brian: Did you say ex-leper? Ex-leper: That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind a bell and fradock, sir. Brian: Oh...what happened? Ex-leper: I was cured, sir. Brian: Cured? Ex-leper: Yes, a bloody miracle, sir. God bless you! Brian: Oh, who cured you? Ex-leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden up he comes, cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute I'm alive and newsgone. Not so much as a bye or league! "You're cured, mate". Bloody do-gooder. Brian: Tough. Why don't you go and tell him that you want to be a leper again? Ex-leper: Aah, I could do that sir, yeah. Yeah, I could do that, I suppose. Well, what the thing was I was going to ask him if he'd make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something peckable but not leprosy, which is a pain in the ass, to be blunt despute my French servant. Mother: Brian! Come and clean your room out! Brian: Here you are. Ex-leper: Thank you, sir. Than...half a dinare for me bloody life story? Brian: There's no pleasing some people. Ex-leper: That's just what Jesus said, sir! Door being kicked in by mother:: [Bladonk]

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 2% on Stubborn You scored higher than 25% on Crazy You scored higher than 9% on Agressive You scored higher than 30% on Evil

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