Michelle Needs

Michelle needs to visit one of those awful liberal indoctrination camps known as art museums. (I had no idea that awful, indoctrination and camp could be in the same sentence with art)

Michelle needs her own reality show. (Hell no)

MICHELLE NEEDS YOUR HELP! (do I?)

Michelle needs a home that can accept her limitations as being mildly mentally retarded and will help to build her self-esteem. (well what do you know, I didn't know I was mildly mentally retarded, that explains quite a few things.)

Michelle needs to get the 2004 candidate names to Jeff so that the election may proceed. (I rather not, a little bit of caos before an election, is always fun)

Michelle Needs A Car (uhhhh, i want the honda element, puleaseeeeeeeeee)

Michelle needs to beef up her breakfast of oatmeal made with water by adding protein and fruit. (y'all making me hungry)

Everything around here is Michelle needs this, and Michelle needs that! (Well, I do need it!!)

Michelle needs to learn to be more careful with her Voodoo (Ahhh, I botched it again!? Dammit!)

So all Michelle needs is to resist extracting the newline in the first place instead of extracting it and then stripping it. (i have no idea of what your talking about)

Michelle needs a family that will be patient, consistent, kind, loving, and have experience with developmentally disabled children. (another problem???)

Michelle needs to spend some of her newly acquired wealth on attending a USGA rules seminar or two. (no problem, what is a USGA?)

And besides, Michelle needs another job so I can clear my conscience for possibly messing up her career. (hmmmm, what did you do????)

Still, for all her power, Michelle needs more to compete with the big boys. (bring them ON!!)

Michelle needs to exercise her right to shut the fuck up. (Hey, don't tell me when to shut up!!)

Michelle needs the PGA and LPGA players to elevate her game, the father says. (pga?.... lpga?.... npi)

Kim thinks that Michelle needs to tell Chappelle. (uh,right... Chappelle who?)

What Michelle needs to do is win. (hell yeah!)

Michelle needs every advantage possible to attain this goal. (quite possibly, whatever that goal is)

What the players I think are really saying and all recognize is that Michelle needs to gain experience. (experiene I already have, darling!)

Michelle needs to do more than glare and go "you gotta problem with that?" ... (well do you?)


Got this idea from Diana who in turn got from Kayser. So you're supposed to go to Google and type "your name needs". And be surprised by the things google shows you 'need'. And then share them.